there...this is me
Isaac... Mom said I got all the good looks and no
brains. I have a stomach ulcer and think I know something about Zappa but I
really don't know jack-fucking-shit.
is my twin brother
Regalia. We were born 4 minutes apart.
Fredo made medical
history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. His retarded dog
shits all over the house. I hate
here's my new friend
had our "First Date" last night. Wowie Zowie!!!! This little fruit could
suck the chrome off a
1972 Dodge Pick-Up Truck.
Here's another of my many boyfriends... Chris Ferderico. We call him Montazumas Revenge cause he has a rectal infection that makes him poop alot. He uses his own man-goo for finger painting and writing Frank Zappa books. I think his writings caused a small town to die once.
here's my cousin/uncle
Underwoods_Son. When he gets out of
the home for wayward
boys he is not allowed to be around animals or PCs.
He adores Anne Murray and cock.
mom says she is almost positive that
Sparlatacus is my dad. He lives in a Federal
Penitentiary in Canada. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing
is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is
dylanthedouche. He fixes lawn mowers
in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.
This here is Becky. She's cranky. We met her on the 'net. Nobody really knows who she is or where she came from but we all still hit on her.
This is my sister Freda. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes and her cunt stinks real bad.
Charlie dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through the pumpkin patch in nuthin' but his underwear.
Manny The Camper
sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to use toilet
paper. He loves having our doggie Sparks hump his leg until it ejaculates.
He really wants to buy some WHITE GAS!!
is my step brother
Herb. He had a hunting accident years ago. It's
hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten
This is Barney. He is pretty smart. He got to the 4th grade. He is going to be a dentist some day. He loves anal ring toss and Menudo. He does all the work on our teeth too.
Ted. He used to be my best friend.
He got hit by a bus on the
interstate. I still wear his underwear.
is my 1st cousin. He runs a hub cap stand down by the highway. He once went
53 days without taking a bath.
This is my sister's boyfriend Fran. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.
My younger sister Joy lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.
holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. He crashed alot
and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet.
My cousin Connor went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.
is my 3rd cousin
Red works in a dog collar factory in the city.
He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested
on Red before they are shipped to the store.
This is why he don't function so good.
are proud of my older brother
Stan. He is
a real lady killer here in park. He
wants to be a gangster and can even write his own name.
is my half brother
He is going to be a cop
one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people who still
have dial-up internet.
Thomas is still having issues. He doesn't know where the bowl is. He is
a Veitnam War hero and now sells panties at a department store.
His favorite album of all time is the Sleep Dirt CD.
This is mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.
Grandmom lives with us in our trailer. She smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.
These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.
My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.